WEEK 1 -  Dear Twisted & Tormented

WEEK 2 -  Dear Depraved and Deprived

WEEK 3 -  Dear Inept and Incapable

WEEK 4 -  Dear Flakey & Fruity

WEEK 5 -  Dear Donkeys & Elephants

WEEK 6 -  Dear Perturbed & Promiscuous

WEEK 7 -  Dear Nasty & Nerdy

WEEK 8 -  Dear Hideous & Hopeless

WEEK 9 -  Dear Gremlins & Goblins

WEEK 10 -  Dear Chimps & Chumps

WEEK 11 -  Dear Quaint & Quirky

WEEK 12 -  Dear Wasted and Whipped

WEEK 13 - Happy Turkey Day

WEEK 14 - No Newsletter

WEEK 15 -  Dear Vacant & Vapid

WEEK 16 -  Dear Pimps and 'Ho's (Ho, Ho, Ho)

WEEK 17 - Happy Holidays

SUPER BOWL PARTY -  Dear Wieners and Whiners