Your Commish got a personal call from Governor Palin today. She relayed to me another shocking revelation. On the heels of Obama's Weatherman connection at the age of 8, a new and even more damaging connection was discovered. While vacationing with his family in Santa Barbara, CA, Obama was befriended by one of our members as he frolicked on the beach. Yes, Gwermo gave Obama his first info about the birds and the bees while building sandcastles together. That event, when Obama was three, has shaped his entire life. Perhaps he would never have become a Muslim terrorist without meeting Gwermo that fateful day.
You may notice the absence of Brain tonight. In typical festive FYSMD/P fashion, as he cheered wildly for his beloved Red Sox, he leapt off his sofa and broke his foot. You can usually find his other foot in his mouth.
- How can Beaner be 29th and leading his division?
- How can Tattoo be 26th and lead her division?
- Can anyone remember the last time Big Byte got head, oops, was ahead in the standings?
- Is it a coincidence that Surge and Mange travel together and now are next to each other in the CUM club near the top? Are their homosexual tendencies cumming out?
- Whose brain did Bailey's borrow?
The Commish