I was given assurance that Sleazy would make his virgin appearance tonight. To help you identify him, I've reproduced a recent photo so you can recognize him and give him an appropriate welcome.
- Oh, I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
- I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
- We don't keep firearms in this house.
- Checkmate.
- Do you think my gut is too big?
- I don't have a favorite college team.
The Commish
P.S., No huddle on Turkey Day. Get stuffed! Picks still due Wed. by 6:00 pm.