Now that we have a socialist president, Big Byte and I are taking a cut of all your paltry winnings to invest with Nadal. We'll be sure to provide a substantial return on your investment. (LOL)
A pox on Doc and Byte My Butt for winning the pools. There were some stunning moves during the playoff weeks. My sympathy to the brilliant effort of Corny Uh who soared to an early lead for all season, then plummeted like Stripper's shorts.
Thanks to everyone who sucked this year. Remember to tip, because Mario is Italian, and I've given him all your addresses.
Big props to all the Bytes who again did an awesome job masturbating their computer to keep the results cumming.
May you learn from your parents' mistake - use birth control!
The Commish
