Dear Twisted & Tormented,

Amazing!! 63 out of 64 of our members got their picks in on time. Only one derelict was deficient. See below and guess who the culprit was.

Great news: Unemployed was able to switch his day to go the Lamaze class so he can hang with us on Thursday.

What a fantastic draft party!! Apparently, Dusty Roads continued to party, imbiding large quantities of suds. While anxiously waiting in line at the urnial at the Beach Club, an elderly gentleman with a prostate condition tried to push in front of the line. Well, our hero jumped him and threw on his famous death hold. Sadly, four bouncers interceded and separated Dusty from his victim before there was an official submission.

Thanks, again, to the family of Fetish for hosting the draft.

May the next hurricane blow you cocktail umbrella inside out.

Bad luck,

The Commish

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