Dear Nasty & Nerdy, A sad week indeed: two deaths. Pictured below is Big Byte's Baby, a hard-driven death, so no sheets tonight. On a grievously sad and serious note, our beloved Newsboy has departed us for the great beyond. His keen wit and poor picks will be sorely missed. There is a rumor that Newsboy was so upset with his wretched picks that he is responsible for putting a curse on the hard drive. I, for one, don't believe that at all. In fact, I received word from our dear, departed friend that he has already begun working on The Great Beyond Gazette, which will publish current FYSMD/P standings on a weekly basis. So far, Porno, Mrs. Hoosier, Mama Byte and Slut Puppy, among others, have already subscribed. May you gargle, not swallow, from the fountain of knowledge. Bad Luck, The Commish Return