Dear Hideous & Hopeless,

For extra credit, who's the most valuable Joe pictured below? Is it Joe the Manager of a team that soared from worst to first, or is it Joe the unlicensed Plumber with a tax lien and aspirations of buying a business?!

          

Way to go everyone, for getting picks in last week! Fortunately, Big Byte is tight with Bill Gates. Bill has installed an infinite back-up sytem to prevent future catastrophes. Thanks, Mr. Gates.

Let's have a silent moment to pray for the pinkie healing for Jessica Simpon's boyfriend, Tony Romo.

Gwermo managed to cum in second and still lose his game to Cherapova, putting him in a tie with Corny Uh for last in their division.

Other than Beaner, who doesn't really count, Cavity is the only one in the Big D League to have no bottlecaps. After all, cavity means empty hole.

How is Iris in 13th place and 5 - 1?

May Unemployed show up at your door with a suitcase and dressed as a White Russian for Halloween!

Bad Luck,

The Commish

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