Dear Pimps and 'Ho's (Ho,Ho,Ho),

Welcome to our last gathering before the Super Bowl. We're still searching for a sucker, 'er, I mean host for this yearly event. Surely, someone about to be foreclosed can volunteer their home before the sheriff comes a knockin' on the door.

Next week's picks are to be done as usual. However, for the playoff scenario, we caught a break with the schedule, and you will submit all 22 picks (bowl games 11 and pro games 11) by 6:00 pm Eastern time on December 31st.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you get if you deep-fry Santa? Crispy Kringle.

What is claustrophobia? Fear of Santa.

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

Bah humbug!

The Commish

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