Great news! I've been in conference with the soon-to-be ex-governor of Illinois. Due to his sage advice, I'm now able to offer some exceptional positions for corruption in FYSMD/P. I'll be taking offers for Vice Commish and Assistant Byte. Vice Commish can be in charge of blackmail and sexual harassment. The Assistant Byte can sell influence to bribe Big Byte. See me to begin bidding for these coveted positions.
It is with profound joy that we welcome the newest part to our league, Cheesey's new liver!
Way to go, Doc-: 6th place in Little P league and no bottle caps! Keep up the good work.
May your inferiority complex be fully justified.
Bad Luck,
The Commish