Dear Dynomite and Delinquents,
Outstanding opening huddle!! Other than 2 forever absentees, we've collected an amazing group of deadbeats and dementeds. Welcome aboard.
Wow! Some great news from the United Perverts Union. We've been upgraded to Extremely Obnoxious and Odiferous, their 2nd highest category.
We've never had such low scores in the first week when nobody knows anything about current players and coaches. Must have been divine intervention. Anyway, 5 members have low score of the year!!
Congrats to Moose CaCa and rookie Nasdaq for Outlaw results.
Bah Humbug,
Your Commish
You’re the world’s greatest proof of reincarnation—no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime!!