Dear Dinged and Damaged,
“Do You Believe in Magic?” Obviously you must because once again the confirmed perverts of FYSMDP are back, more bodacious than ever with 4 new cast members!!
First are 2 repeat offenders. There's MooseKaKa who has been gone preparing exquisite Greek cuisine on a clothing optional cruise in the Mediterranean. Then there's the return of Mrs. Paul and Tattoo as a team. Tattoo has fled the fury of Sarasota for the wilds of New England. And Mrs. Paul has become nationally known as a tennis instructor of wicked, wanton women in tight apparel. Bad luck to them all!
Here are our 2 cherries (pictures next week.) There's SmackAss who got her name bringing up Cornholed in his formative years. When he got out of line, she smacked his ass. I'm sure you’ve noticed how gingerly he walks. Then there's Polo, who unlike his namesake, has gotten lost seeking the Silk Road but somehow has landed in Sarasota to offer his services as owner of Sarasota's premier tennis shop. No reason to cut them any slack!!!
In the new and improved category, Cornholed has made it possible so we can all put in our picks by Thursday at noon. Many of you have aged (gracefully) but need the extra time. Now listen carefully. That does not mean 12:01. No one slides, gets a phone call, text or carrier pigeon to remind them.
By the way, Dusty Rhodes has divested himself of Uga and Lil'Nipper who had been holding him back from a higher standing. Hee, hee, hee.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
You must have been conceived on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen!