Dear Dilapidated and Doomed,
The above salutation accurately describes Nails whining about his terrible scoring. So your Commish cried tears and granted him relief. Well the silly goose soared 17 places and leads the Hall of Fame! I will immediately put a curse upon his rusty nails!! Of course, no good deed goes unpunished.
Let's examine Cellboy who has hired his nurse to make his picks. There’s no other explanation for him to be undefeated!!
Is anyone concerned with Cornholed's standing?! Yes, he’s taken over from Shroomer. But that didn't include him being 3rd overall—a place Shroomer never visited. Is he corrupt and altering his picks as results come in? I'd expect no less. However, he's agreed to wear an anklet to track his deceptions. Will keep you all updated. . .
Cornhole rocked by “BagGate” cheating scandal!
As Foodie is 6-1 has anyone noticed how super friendly his main squeeze
has gotten cozier and cozier with him, anticipating huge bottlecap winnings?
Hmmm. . .
And lets not forget Bama at 6-1. Have you noticed his picks match the chalk on the blackboard. His mind is a wasteland of favorites because he has very little mind of his own.
Congrats to Brain who was the only doofus to pick the Pats last week. He nailed it right down to 30th place!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo!