Dear Denizens of the Deep,
How many points should we add to Lil Dusty Uga's score?
And what should we do to Lil' Nipper who was the only one to pick the Jets over the undefeated Eagles? But wait, this genius picked them at thirteen!! Did he forget how to read the spreads? Only Beefy Tee's picks are stranger. Nice move up the standings for Thelma & Louise!
And going downward is Alumpa because he missed the last 2 huddles. Pity.
Congrats to DoShrooms who soared to 31st after 5 weeks in the cellar!
Perry Mason will be returning to Sarasota in December to assist the Donald in hiding classified documents in the toilet. Perhaps by then he'll escape 0 head-to-head wins.
Best wishes to CornyUh who has health issues. Come back to us soon!
Now on to more important concerns. Cornholed has been unable to pay his electric bill. So, if you can't put your picks in, Cornholed is initiating a carrier pigeon service 1-800-FLY HIGH. Also, from noon to 6pm on Wednesdays he'll be looking for your semaphore signals. GFL! Donations accepted.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
Save your breath—you'll need it to blow up your date!!!