Dear Desperate and Distraught,
Super close at the top: Obviously someone is making Lovely's picks. He hasn’t been this high since he was the entertainment at Cellboy’s 50th birthday party!!
Huge jump up by Lil Dusty Uga!! Unfortunately I will be adding a penalty each week until Uga shows up at the huddle regularly. It's been years since we've seen him and no one may recognize him. You'd think he'd want to be petted since he's named after a bulldog! Uga, your teammates should be encouraging you to come by for a biscuit!!
Two great relative results: Brothers Alumpa and Bama, and brothers GString and Boa are neck and neck with each other in the top ten.
Alas, DoShrooms are still littering the cellar.
In one of our remarkable mysteries, Cherapova is 20th, way below her usual exalted position. However, she is 4 – 1, leading her division, but has no bottlecaps!? How much is Thom Thumb inserting himself??
We are down to only 5 members with no bottlecaps—remarkable this early in the season!
And hats off to someone who is courageous and diligent to stay with his strategy of picking all college games at the top. He even picked last week's upset of Oklahoma over Texas at 25! Pick of the century!! Yes, it's our hero, Beefy Tee.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous!!!