Dear Decadent and Devastated,
Below is a pic of my FYSMDP partner, Gwermo, being mauled by 3 hot FYSMDP players lusting for his body. Obviously not the first nor likely the last time. You can't keep a good man down!
It's come to my attention that Cornholed and Alumpa have been comingling their picks. No chance either would have come up with such great scores on their own. Check out if they’re holding hands!
Speaking of illegal acts, how can Ebola and Price be at the top of the league?? Neither has ever been as high as the teens! Is this another example of collusion?
Even though DoShrooms won their 1st head to head last week, they are still buried dead last! Congrats!! Maybe Shroomer's Covid delirium will help lift their standing! Get well, Bro!!
Be nice to Surge as he is the opposite of collusion. Both his sons are kicking his ass. But it's early and both boys may do their mid season swoon.
Free kisses to celebrate the Butt's birthday!! (No tongue allowed!!!)
Bad Luck!
The Commish
May you have both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat!!