Dear Disjointed and Deteriorated,
What's up with Ebola? Last year in the outhouse, now in the penthouse! And his son-in-law, Price, is being pulled to the top on Ebola's coattails.
Lovely tied for 2nd is as strange as the Cardinals beating the Cowboys. Who’s making his picks?!
One through 17 have all won bottlecaps. 28—32 haven’t opened any bottles!!
DoShrooms continue their ownership of dead last. (But continue to insist they're cute.)
Boa is leading the highest rated division, undefeated. Very wise group. . .
Record setting Outlaw Line players last week—26!!! Congrats to Delivery Boy!
Outstanding collection of perverts at the last huddle. Wonder if that's the reason for the police presence in the parking lot??!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
May your only purpose in life be as an organ donor!