Dear Deranged and Distraught,
So, Thanksgiving has come and gone and there are still turkeys in our organization.
Let's look at Lil Dusty Uga and Price. They're respectively 4th and 2nd overall in the Cum Club, but 3rd and dead last in their division. What could be more fun?!
And then there’s Thom Thumb and Fungi at 8 – 3 kicking butt in their division but 16th and 22nd in the Cum Club!
Don't you just love the twisted way of FYSMD/P??
So explain why Oregon lost to Washington but is now a 10 point favorite against them? Or why the Eagles with the best record in all of football are an underdog at home against the 49ers?!
And Lovely and Beefy Tee are 3 – 8 tied for 2nd in their division. Anyone have a clue how these damaged members have the slightest idea of the shape of a football?
And finally, congrats to Bama, kicking it in 3rd in the Cum Club and leading his division, but the only one under 100 bottlecaps in the top14! Poverty indeed! By the way, I've arranged for a bus to pick up members to visit him in the hospital psych ward if 'Bama loses to Georgia this weekend!!
As usual, I'm completely in the dark.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
With the rise of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where the guy's truck leaves him too.