Dear Dorks and Dorketts, This week we examine our MDs who have retired. That must have been a serious misjudgment. Ebola is 6th but dead last in his mediocre division. Cellboy is 9 – 1 but mired in 12th place. And then there's Sasquatch who leads the handicapped division at 4 – 6—the whole group should be condemned! Finally Surge and CornyUh are buried so deep in the standings they should go back to work to re-stimulate their brains! Congrats to Cherapova for a great week: winner of the Outlaw Line, one spot ahead of Bama; 4th in the weekly results; and even more obnoxiously, one place ahead of Gwermo and me overall!!! A pox upon her. Lovely, just like water seeking its level, has finally starting his inevitable decline to mediocrity. It's come to my attention that Foodie (9 – 1) and Nails (in 5th), who spend lots of time rubbing shoulders at the huddle, may be sharing picks! How romantic?!! Thelma and Louise have finally led the women's representation in the top ten. Are they in communication with Taylor Swift??! Thanksgiving foolishly falls on our huddle day, so we are suspending our meeting next week. No huddle next week! Happy Thanksgiving!!!! Picks still due Wednesday 6pm. Don't mess with Cornholed!! Bad Luck! The Commish You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. Return