Dear Deviants and Demon Worshippers,
We've made it past the half way part of the season! And for the first time no one has been arrested or found guilty yet!! Congrats to all for hiring such competent attorneys like 1-800-Ask and Perry Mason!
Surge's picks (27th) continue to suck, but somehow, he is only 1 game behind the Flyers in his division. And his sons have fallen from heights to dismal. BTW I have just learned that Mr. Flyer is now making picks by hitting foam pickleballs at targets placed on Mrs. Flyer's nude body. Where are the videos??!
Ebola and son-in-law Price are once again tied. Must be collusion.
Somehow Foodie is 10th but 8 – 1. Thom Thumb, even more bizarre, is in the middle of the pack and 7 – 2!
And our stalwarts Alumpa and Cornholed are top ten but third in their divisiions.
And best of all, the tepid, dysfunctional trio of Lil Dusty Uga is first in the cum club but 3rd in their division! Hee, hee, hee!
Oh yeah, Tequila Sas are under 500 and 1st in their division! It is obvious however that their division is likely to be sharing very long Covid. How did they all land in one place?!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.