Dear Ding-Bats and Deviants,
Once again, Beefy Tee continues his dominance in his division, but overall his standing drops faster than his fallen arches!
Foodie and Bama are sinking like the Titanic. And BTW, Foodie's friend, Joseph Pulitzer, a Yellow Journalist, won the Outlaw Line with a zero, having no clue about the shape of a football.
Congrats to Gutterball with the best head-to-head record and the most 7 - 10 splits!
Let's all cheer for Flyers and Goose to score some bottlecaps! And big Ups for Shroomer who fought through a major power outage to get everyone's picks in!! Glad no one got left out.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you!