Dear Ding-a-Lings,
Alrightly, who's gonna pick the Bucs at 25 again?! Duh!
Let's talk about Outlaw Line results. What relationship is there between Cherapova and Delivery Boy? Have a mother and son-out-law ever finished first and second before?? No!! I've searched through decades of results and this is the 1st time. Is something going on, Kid Rock?
And finishing 3rd was Boda Ming. I've discovered that she is the one responsible for Bama having such good results this year. This modest woman has an incredible relationship with some NFL owners and inside information. Bama is a lucky man!
I've recently received a request from DoShrooms for a name change. They say their picks resemble DoomedShrooms more accurately. They offer as proof a contract from a local TV station to air their meeting to make picks each week for a 5 minute live show on WFLA Wednesday noon news. They say they can make at least some bottlecaps from the TV station because they certainly can't from their FYSMDP results!
BTW, Fungi, who is Shroomer's brother living in NYC, has recently recovered from a brain implant, and that's the explanation for his rather unusual success.
How can Beefy Tee be leading his division when he's in 25th place, and has 110 bottlecaps? (Because he's in the same division as DoomedShroom!) Bah Humbug!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
Your brain speed is inversely proportional to your mouth speed!