Yo, Yo, Yo, Not-A-Clue,
So far, for the first time ever, a Fungi soared to the top of the league. It's apparent that he's been doing the finest quality shrooms ever-their perfect purple skirts in cow patties have increased his brain power to an exalted state. His brother, Shroomer, has never reached #1 in anything except being the most popular person at a Grateful Dead pharmacological convention.
And let's not ignore Beefy Tee, who's surging upward. I'd like to report that he and Fungi are sharing medicine. Perhaps we should all get on board the highest plane. No parachute required!
And then there's Goose. Welcome her to our bosom because she stands strangely alone, not doing her picks for 2 weeks. Can any of our retired doctors assist her. Perhaps a group therapy session might help.
Congrats to Tequila Sasquatch who are in the top half of the standings, but have no bottlecaps-not an easy accomplishment.
You all should inquire about Bama's health after Alabama found a way to lose to Tennessee last week. He was hospitalized but escaped with a nurse who led him across the street to the Cabana Inn! Whoopee!!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
Your psychiatrist told you, you were crazy, and you said “I want a 2nd opinion.” He said, “Okay, you're ugly, too!”