Dear Hurricane Survivors and Looters,
My compliments to our entire group who neglected holes in the roof, ignored storm surge and empty toilet tanks, and overcame no internet connections, but still got their picks in. There's very little more important than your FYSMDP emails.
Let's all buy drinks for Shroomer who braved every disaster to keep this enterprise going. Cheers!!! Also welcome his illustrious, illegitimate son, Sir Luncelot, who is joining us tonight. He escaped NYC to help his dad save the mushroom patch from Ian.
What's up with Foodie—in 4th place, losing 2 cherries?? Thought he’d be weaker after doing a review of Cracker Barrel and getting ptomaine!!
You’ll be meeting the other Bama Bro tonight. He’s been recently released from the Alabama sex therapy clinic!
Way to go Lil Dusty Uga! It takes three of you to be in 30th place. I figured Uga would be carrying the team with the Bulldogs ranked #1!?
BJ/Marm have been doing so well, they’ve expanded their operation and are now doing 3 ways!
I heard that Boa was disconsolate because his snake left to slither through Sanibel. Beware! And best wishes to brother G-String who has joined the BJ/Marm sexploitation group and is featured in their promotional material.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless!!!