Dear Posers and Perverts,

A first in FYSMDP-Thom Thucking Thumb won the week, went into lst place in the Hall of Fame, and won the Outlaw Line. A curse upon him!! Is there something going on as his buds Cherapova and Bama finished right behind him in the Outlaw Line?? Is it a romantic football menage a trois??

Foodie is already causing ptomaine, getting rid of a cherry and in 7th place, just ahead of his sponsor Fetish!

Have BJ/Marm ever been on top of so many people!!? DoShrooms and BamaBros are new combos, off to great start- very strange couples!!!

       

BJSchoolmarm         DoShrooms logo         Future BamaBros

Great huddles at Salty Dog!!! And we're still missing some stalwarts who've been out of town: Surge, CornyUh, Cellboy (who is on double secret probation), Sasquatch, Doo Doo, and Perry Mason, who turned down the Donald so he could celebrate his 80th birthday!!!

Bad Luck!
The Commish

Your mouth is in gear while your brain is in neutral!

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