Yo, Yo, Yo, Derelicts and Dumbbells,
So, we've made it through Week 1 without anyone getting arrested. What’s obvious is that the AFC is severely crippled because the winner of that sorry division (Bama Bros) would have been fifth in the brilliant NFC.
Congrats to BJMarm for their great results! Who can identify the initials’ meaning and reason for the relationship of these two women of easy virtue?
In international news, Surge has been in London caring for the Queen. Fortunately, her knees were in great shape. Glad he'll be permitted back to Sarasota.
Congrats to Thom Thumb for winning his game with a 104. It's like the odds of winning the lottery!
Beefy Tee is a free and easy man. He is so eligible. No one can be more of a catch.
So many awesome friends last week at the huddle!! Thanks to Goose and the Salty Dog for last weekI's debauchery. Remember to enjoy Goose pinching your butt. And she's an equal opportunity gooser!!!
Congrats to Foodie. He's been waiting for 10 years to get into the pool. However, for eight years he's been imprisoned for endorsing English cuisine.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
Are you knitting with only one needle?!