Dear Dinosaurs & Dimwits, We're back!!! Just like some of your social diseases. Incredibly we've sucked some new blood into our congregation. Welcome to Retreads who have finished their parole and are ready for more misbehavior: Flyers, BeefyTee, Gutterball & Goose. And we've suckered Cherries to join us: Foodie, Thom Thumb, Price, BJ, and Bama Bros. Please give them bad strategic advice. They were selected for their ineptitude.     On the depressing side, all the doctors we've been depending upon for many years have retired. Sounds like a conspiracy to me. I'm personally indebted to each of them who have kept me and all our members alive. So if your knees are knocking, your eyes are watering, your viruses are contagious, your noses are running, and your cells are mutating, you're doomed! Quitters, get back to work!!!! Our gratitude to Shroomer. Once again, he has put his multi-million dollar mind to operating our website. Do you think it's easy for someone who's mind has visited other planets to get back down to earth?? And now he's paid Doc to partner with his incompetent prognostications. I'm so scared!! And to make our lives richer, Cellboy will be giving each of us—every time he misses a huddle—five bottlecaps! Bad Luck! The Commish If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. Return