Dear Dingleberries & Doormats,
Kinda almost, nearly, just about the last game of regular season.
Since the NFL commissioner hasn't seen fit to contact your Commish, I'll let everyone know how we'll handle various possibilities. Now that's transparency!
1. If the game gets played. Our guru, Shroomer, will retreat into his secret computer station and complete week 17 results. No problem, except for Shroomer.
2. If the game is called a tie. Everyone loses that game, just like a regular tie in our system, and week 17 results be tallied, etc.
3. If the game is thrown out. This allows final standings to be accomplished by win, loss, tie percentages. In that case, the game is thrown out and no one gets any points, and week 17 is completed. I don't know if there are any other scenarios. Meanwhile, the good news is that Damar Hamlin is making progress. Americans have donated more than 7 million dollars to his charity.
Below is a picture of Hawk's top. In a lesson with me she became overheated and peeled off the shirt. She asked me to return it to her (in front of her husband.) Hmmm.
Thanks to Shroomer for adding up all college bowl scores! You can find the chart on the website!
The Flyers have finally landed their private jet from their Vegas bets. Unbelievable, they only have 18 points! Incredible.
Congratulations - Beefy Tee's streak of each week's worst score has been broken. He only has 109. In confidence, he's guaranteed me that his remaining picks are sacred.
Way to go 'No' Brain with a 145!!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas!