Dear Dense and Dim,
Congrats to Shroomer for selling his house, but more importantly, for winning the Outlaw Line!
Also congrats to Goose and Flyers for their dominating picks last week!!
There's a rumor that the Bucs have been checking FYSMDP out. My understanding is that they’re about to talk to your Commish in re Gutterball’s performance. I totally advised them we weren’t trading him for Leftwich!!!
Lil Dust Uga has climbed from the out house to the penthouse in his division, while in 23rd place!
How many original starting QB's are still playing? Ouch!
Remember we're on the road next week for a Kick-Ass Xmas bash at the Butt's, Thursday at 7:00pm. First 10 attendees get the first Kick-Butt free!!!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
You're like yesterday’s coffee—weak in the bean.
You're the world’s greatest proof of reincarnation. No one could get that dumb in a first lifetime!!!