Dear Dimbulbs & Lights Out,
Hope you were all happily stuffed for Thanksgiving. What decade will the Lions win on that holiday??!!
Please pinch Ms. Flyer for her 50th birthday. She requested both cheeks - no reason to hold back!!!
We'll be asking for donations to cure Beefy Tee of his strategic selections. He's on Musk's list to move to Mars! I'm totally endorsing Beefy Tee for a hot assistant to help him with his picks!!
Examine Gutterball's and Cellboy's picks, both 9 - 2! They've been convicted of bizarre luck!! Look for them to take a deep dive.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.