Dear Dingleberries,
Please, NFL, don’t tell me about your genius parity. I've got some parity for you!
• Everyone has bottlecaps except Thelma & Louise.
• Everyone has at least one head-to-head win.
• Shroomer is tied for 1st in his division (3 – 3) and in 26th place.
• Fungi is in first in his division but in 25th place.
• Cellboy is in 6th place but dead last in his wretched division.
The Bodacious Butt wanted me to mention her 2nd place finish in the Outlaw Line being only the 2nd time in her extraordinary career to have done so!!
Did anyone catch the Jags win over the Dolphins in overtime? While in London they found a guard at Buckingham Palace as their field goal kicker. He nailed a 52 and a 54 yard kick to win in overtime!
And congrats to Surge who's likely to win more in the Outlaw Line than the regular season. Bah humbug!!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
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