Dear Delightful Demons,
Dear Delightful Demons, Holy news media—Shroomer surges to week win and new HOF leader!!! Shall we call him the early GOAT?!
Bout time, there are no undefeated peeps. It’s early. . . .
Glad everyone got to meet BowWow. Did anyone tell her that I get 10% of her first Outlaw Line bottlecaps?
And how amazing to see Great White Hunter, Sasquatch! He’s already packing to head to North Dakota to eliminate wildlife. Tequila said, “Don't worry. He's a terrible shot.” Good news for the wildlife.
Return of Hawk: Apparently she showed up to see Sasquatch up close and personal. Heard she always had some affection for dead animals on the wall.
First time in years to see Lil Nipper, Dusty Rhodes and Uga together. Yo Uga, notice their favorite teams are far, far below the Bulldogs, just like your picks.
Yo Scumbuster, heard a rumor that you’ve been adding brain solution in your water filtration for your house only. Can I have some? I'in need.
Louise, (or are you Thelma?), thanks for those words you whispered in my ear. You really get it!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you??!!!