Dear Denizens of Despair, Welcome the return of Sasquatch! For years he's been roaming the frozen tundra, scaring tourists, communing with Eskimos, and guarding Sarah Palin!! Let's warm him up!!! Honey, I'm home!! Congrats to Shroomer for a zero in week 3 Outlaw - incredible!! Perhaps he was inspired and heated up by his new friend. Zowie! Aren't you all glad Brain finally lost a week?! We can cancel his DNA test. What a relief. Boo-hiss to Scumbuster who couldn't figure out how to do weekly picks last year and now is leading the pack and hall of fame! Another Boo-hiss, this time to Chalk Boy, Ragarm. He doesn't even watch football. He only consults the spreads like they were the bible. Notice he hasn't shown up yet to face the sad truth. However, congrats to him on the Dodgers! Oh, 2 of their players equal the total salary of the Rays. Should we all take a trip to see the Rays destroy the smelly Sox?? Bad Luck! The Commish I've seen people like you before, but last time I had to pay an admission. Return