Dear Disturbed and Demented, Shocking news of the century -- Gwermo won the Outlaw Line!! Never before has he sniffed the bottlecaps. But now he thinks he's the Dudley Doo Right of football!!!     Is anyone even curious that Shroomer's brother (Fungi) and son (Sir Luntzalot) finished 3rd and 4th, but he landed in 29th place?! Perhaps the edibles are finally taking over. Perhaps my gift to him of putting Michigan State as one of the college games will heal him. Mookie once again soared to the outhouse, dead last. Congrats, my brother. Very proud of him working out so he can walk his daughter down the aisle. I wonder if she knows about my toll-free line—ask Phil before saying “I do.” So great seeing everyone last week. Was shocked that none of the horny women attacked Bama! He said he's easy and well-endowed. Welcome TJ who has joined Thelma & Louise just like their real life adventure! I believe she’ll add lots of spice to their 3-somes. Congrats to Ebola and Cellboy who watched the Bucs easy win last week. They shared food, etc. as they tailgated 4 hours before game time. Were they really proud that the Bucs made Dak Prescott look like Johnny Unitas?? Bad Luck! The Commish Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!! Return