Dear Friends & Foes, It's a miracle! We're back!! And for the first time ever, no cherries to take advantage of—bummer. Joy for the return of Fine Fatty and the triumvirate of Tiny Nipper, Dirty Dusty and no-offense UGA. There is some sadness, however, in regards to retirees. Most of you only joined the pool to optimize your healthcare options. Me, too. Gwermo obviously needed care for social diseases. And Ragarm for mental breakdowns. So it is with great remorse I list the doctors who've bailed on our needs. • Cellboy retired and was put out to pasture. Moo! • Ebola retired virus-free because he drank Clorox to be clean. • CornyUh retired to dilate his grandchild#&39s eyes. • Sasquatch retired because he's killed out the fish and fowl in Alaska and is moving back to Sarasota to hunt alligators. • Surge retired to drive Hawk (worst back seat driver ever) to see all the grandkids. Good Luck! Our only hope is with Acne. I'm suggesting he expands his skills to handle the many needs of our motley crew. Now let's consider Shroomer. He retired for 45 seconds and couldn’t cope with the boredom. So he's back in the saddle, foreclosing on the poor folk renting or who have usurious loans. And thanks, Shroomer, for putting us back together!!!! Thanks, Cherapova for serving as Outlaw Line collector and The Butt for continuing as treasurer. (Tipping may help.) Welcome back, Goose Egg and his sister—they are Omelet! Remember Goose Egg as the first player to score a zero, when he was only 12 years old.?! May that never reoccur. Congrats to Brain who finally figured out the means to fatherhood. And congrats to the Fetishes who did pass on that knowledge to their daughter. Please say ‘Hi’ to ‘Bama who joined last year but didn't get to meet anyone. Around the tennis courts he’s also known as PBK (pretty boy Kent). No reason to hold back, School Marm and Thelma & Louise! Bad Luck! The Commish Do you still love Nature despite what it did to you??!!! Return