Dear Denizens of the Deep,
Some said it would never happen. But he was courageous and determined to rise to number one after 30 years!!!
Yes, Surge is in first place—in our hearts, in the Cum Club and killing it in the Outlaw Line. Bah humbug.
I can't even remember when the first nine places in the Cum Club are men—a miracle! Of course, cream rises to the top.
Happy Birthday to so many of our Scorpio members! Cheers to us all!!!
It has come to my attention that Shroomer is the 1st to have scored a zero in the Outlaw Line twice!! Unbelievable!!!
Great time at our new location. Hope you all continue to come and entertain each other.
In more somber news, the Butt has been quarantined while visiting her smokin' daughter Jean Claude and Boner up north. I'm going to try calling her tonight. Maybe we can all wish her a speedy recovery.
Bad Luck!
The Commish
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!