Holy Moly Cannoli!!
So, you have to believe in miracles. Like Moses parting the Red Sea. Like the U.S. hockey team beating Russia in the Olympics. Like the Rays getting to this year’s world series. But nothing compares to Shroomer being in 2nd place in the Cum Club and being 7 to 2 in the head-to-head!
Yes, our favorite psychedelic psychic has become a premium picker. He hasn’t been this high since Bonnaroo!!
Next in the bizarre sweepstakes is Nail Stripper. They’re mired in 24th place but have the second most bottlecaps! Plus they’re 7 – 1 in the head-to-head. Have they been getting advice from Stripper’s friends at the Cheetah!?
It’s come to my attention that Sons of Surge—Boa and G-String—have soared past their saintly Dad. Will Surge be able to continue to support Hawk in the manner to which she has become accustomed?
And School Marm’s panties set a speed record falling down when she saw Bama naked at last week’s Zoom!!
Bad Luck!
The Commish
Mirrors can’t talk, and lucky for you they can’t laugh either!