Dear Derelicts and Decadents, So with visions of sugar plums, Schoolmarm and Rockapova/LT watched their zeros evaporate as fast as Drew Brees’ arm gave out! RIDICULOUS was last week’s scoring!! Apparently the bookies didn’t really need 4 weeks of preseason b.s. to figure out favorites. My only question is, how long it will take the Falcons to learn the rules on a kickoff.?!       • Brain is higher than he’s ever been except once when he was with me at a music festival. • Congrats to Shroomer and me for finishing dead last in the Outlaw. It really helps that I make up the games or that Shroomer gets to see them early. We suck! • I’ve threatened Scumbuster with activating the Cherry provisions if he has another good week. • Doo Doo came out of rehab retirement to be dead last. Way to go! Bad Luck! The Commish May your best effort be rejected for writing dialog for a porn flick! Return