Dear Superspreaders,
So, you have been taking care of yourselves. You are the kind of person who follows protocol to defy the odds. Well, one of us has defied the odds all year. Imagine you were a better at the race track and you could get maximum payback if you were able to pick the last 3 horses in a race. Actually that is more difficult than picking the winners.
Our resident genius, Lovely, has broken the bank by going 0 and 12! Outstanding!! I salute you. No one has ever had this wretched record before. Keep up the good work!
Nail Stripper has finally found themselves above 20th place. They are 10 and 2 and have the most bottlecaps while mired at the bottom of the standings most of the season! Doesn't seem possible!!
Hats off to Rockapova in first place, also against all odds!
Serious props to Shroomer, who will be gulping rum after crushing RagArm head-to-head for a quart of Captain Morgan!! Let us all give a round of applause for all the hair pulled out of his head doing the math to accommodate the 'Rona and keeping our pool alive. Cheers, brother!
Happy Hanukkah and Bad Luck,
The Commish
I am not saying that I hate you, but I would unplug your life support machine to charge my mobile phone.