Dear Darwin’s Rejects & Delinquents,
So, in a bigger upset than Illinois beating Wisconsin, Mookie soared to Game of the Year (7)!! Interesting, even including his 7, he’s still in 27th place. Keep on keeping on, Moonie!
In a medical malpractice story, check out 4 MDs in the top eight in the cum club. Wonder what meds they’ve been prescribing for each other? Have you all noticed a little twinkle twitch in their eyes and a little lack of balance?! Perhaps they’ve even had consultations with Shroomer?
Take note. One of our cherries is talking smack! So one week he copied most of his picks off his boy, Stripper, and got a ZERO in the Outlaw Line. And to make matters worse, he sent Doc this picture and a brag below!
“ Just want to let you know, a couple new ‘Outlaws’ are in town.” (Nail & Stripper)
• In the mismatch of the year, Rockapova/LT (5 – 1) VS the only totally defeated player—Fetish (0 – 7). Vegas won’t even take any action on this slaughter.
• School Marm VS Fatty in a battle of lusty women!
• Little Dusty Uga VS Doc. Hmmm, will Dusty be plucky and place a bet against Doc? Hee, Hee, Hee.
• Family Feud—Surge VS Boa the snake charmer. Take Surge to shed his son’s skin.
• Great division leader contest between Corny duh and Ebola. Will retired Ebola send CornyUh to early retirement, also?
May you have a warning label on your forehead!
May you be better at sex than anyone. Now all you need is a partner!
Bad Luck!
The Commish