Dear Dim Bulbs & Dimwits, So, congratulations to the Dolphins who have been trying SO hard to lose every game. They’re so stanky they almost won last week. Redskins were actually trying to win. How silly?!? RagArm was so happy the Cards lost in 4 straight, getting about 8 hits total, so Gopher Ball Boy won’t be on ESPN every half hour! Congrats to the recent-birthday Butt, winning the Outlaw Line! You’re still smokin’ hot at 95! Keep shaking it!! [See below.] You all need to shake hands with Stripper, who plays tennis each week against a 92 year old woman who kicks his ass. And he enjoys every minute. Wise man! School Marm is his fluffer. Lucky guy!!           Shake it, Butt!!                   Stripper 10 years ago with a wig     •   In a battle of used-to-be VS current top dog, FitNitWit holds down his top spot while Surge continues his slide out of the top 10.     •   Thelma & Louise in a foursome vs PoGo. No protection necessary in a battle of 14 VS 16.     •   More mediocrity—Dusty VS the missing Fetish. Steroids VS Cheese.     •   Shroomer VS the Butt in a lively contest of maimed-brain VS sexually-activated. Can’t wait for this affair to be on YouTube! Don’t go to a mind reader. Go to a palmist. I know you’ve got a palm! Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live! Bad Luck! The Commish Return