Dear Distinguished & Destitute,
So, the Surge has dropped like School Marm’s panties. Your exalted status has evaporated like mother’s milk!
OK, it’s obvious we have to blood-test FitNitWit. No way he’s making his own picks! How bizarre he’s in 1st place and only 3 – 2. Hee, Hee, Hee. The only question is how dependent he is on his companion’s wisdom?! Shroomer will offer her much more!!
Congrats to RagArm who is forever off the hook for his gopher ball to Ozzie Smith. Clayton Kershaw has overtaken him as the Gopher Ball King in the playoffs!!
In the weird category, check Rockapova/LT, the only legitimate player(s) at 5 – 0. Certainly LT is contributing to their picks! They haven’t been that high in the pool since 2015 (other than last Saturday nite)!!
Oh, so Fetish hasn’t had the guts to show up to the huddle. I can understand since he’s the only one at 0 – 5. What’s happened to our solid friend? Perhaps he’s weighed down by the burden of 3 super-fine daughters, with 2 more extravagant weddings to go!?
As an aid to those who have daughters, beware of Gomer, who is a younger version of Gwermo. You don’t want this guy showing up at your door with a corsage for your daughter. No, no, no!!!
The NFL East division is the idiots’ division! Nobody above over 0.5!!
You’re not the same since they took you off your medications.
Bad Luck!
The Commish