Dear Dipshits and Ding-a-lings,
There are some ridiculous results that need to be examined.
• In 20 years, Surge has never been 1st for 2 weeks in a row, . . .ever!. Plus he’s never ever won the Outlaw Line! Let’s ask ourselves, who’s been making his picks?
• FitNitWit has more bottlecaps than anyone. Hmmm, could he have a main squeeze who inspires him?!
• Perry Mason has defended FYSMDP in front of the Supreme Court, but they may rule against us because he’s 2nd which is clearly impossible!
• So happy HeadEx has displaced PoGo in the Hall of Shame. Hallelujah!! Thanks for letting Mark/Stephen make your picks!!
• Congrats to Bits/Brews for losing a cherry. Bits totally responsible.
• So happy braggadocious Gomer is 0 – 4. His mind’s on vacation while his mouth’s been working overtime!
• Don’t you love Fetish at 0 – 4, and 12th in the Cum Club?
Query of the week: Which team is most likely to be defeated all year—Bengirls, Dolphins, Redskins, Broncos or Jets? Our only difficulty is when they play each other.
It’s baseball playoff time, and how could I neglect to extol the virtues of our excellent member, RagArm!? What’s the over/under on when ESPN will show RagArm giving up a gopher ball to Ozzie Smith’s only homerun ever??
You don’t have enough brain cells to allow the Prozac to be effective!!
Bad Luck!
The Commish