Dear Duped & Dizzy,
Check out the pictures below. Each has recently had a birthday. First person to identify all 4 members gets a free beer or glass of wine from the Commish. Y’all keep celebrating!!
It’s really early to start enforcing the double XX chromosome rule, but it’s obviously necessary. Outlaw Line bottlecap winners were all women! It’s as clear that they have advantages that men don’t. So, I’m adding 5 points to all women’s picks to be fair. Don’t all you red blooded Americans agree?!!
I’m so glad Nail Stripper had a good week. Maybe they’ll stop slapping each other’s butts because of bad picks.
This week’s matchups:
• Dusty’s Titans VS RagArm’s Falcons—go with RagArm after Notre Dame’s loss last week crushed Dusty.
• Fatty’s Giants VS PoGo’s Redskins—mismatch of the week. Easy win for Fatty.
• CornyUh’s Steelers VS Gomer’s Bengals—they live on the same floor of their condos.
Maybe Gomer should install a camera in CornyDuh’s apartment?! That’s the best chance to make winning picks!
Your Commish has graciously, deliberately violated the DumbShit rules in order to make Keeper feel better. You’ll recall he picked both ends of a game in the Outlaw Line, and of course he was abused and had to seek therapy. I did the same thing to allow him to get over his shame. Uh, oops.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Bad Luck!
The Commish