Dear Delusional and Deceived,
Way to go “Pimple Popper”—1st in Outlaw Line! But the real story concerns Bits, because this was the only sports bet he’s ever won!! A triumph!!!
And even more shocking is FitNitWit in 1st place. I had a suspicion that his lovely accomplice was responsible for his reasonable picks! Keep on keepin’ on!
I’m certainly proud to have our name emblazoned in the Hall of Shame. We can only go up (I think?)
If you notice armed security guards, I’ve hired them to prevent Nail and Stripper from killing each other over which one was responsible for their stanky picks!
Matchups:
• Surging Surge’s Texans a big favorite over Funky Fetish’s Chargers
• Lopsided game—Poor Pogo’s Redskins VS Rockapova/LT’s Bears
• Undefeated tussle—RagArm VS FitNitWit
Dusty Roads is taking all the action on Irish VS Dawgs. Maybe he and Uga will be Ready to Rumble in the ring, with Lil’ Nipper as the referee!
Your mouth is in gear, but your brain is in neutral.
Bad Luck!
The Commish