Dear Doofuses & Dingbats,
We’re b-a-a-a-ck!! Another year, another season of chalk boy – Ragarm.
Thanks to Shroomer & Mona for hosting the draft—great party!
Pic of shocked Shroomer about to be searched at airport. He’s being held for most product secreted on anyone’s body ever!!! Won’t be here tonight or next week because of his arraignment.
I was hoping I’d be getting bribes for certain teams or divisions. Alas, you’re all too smart for that.
Welcome to 2 cherries, Gomer and Bits/Brews. And Nails who is pimping for Stripper. Good luck with that!
LT (alias Goober) has put his savings with Rockapova as Rockapova/LT to help them make their wretched picks.
Featured head-to-head match-ups:
• Cellboy VS Lil’DustyUga—battle of the Braggers. Who talks and who walks the walk?
• Surge VS Bits/Brews. Tour vet takes down Cherries. Ouch! Welcome to hell.
• HeadEx VS Nail Stripper. Head has been studying all summer while he’s been bedridden with a broken hip and spine. Nail’s been spending too much time buying thongs for Stripper.
• Match of the Week—The Butt VS Fatty. Two lusty hotties looking for love in all the wrong places. I’m calling this a pick’em to see who winds up on top!
You don’t have much to show for four billion years of evolution!
Bad Luck!
The Commish