Dear Decrepit Dustbins,

It had to happen. Cellboy tickled the top of the Cum Club but has found his true level by sinking outside the top twelve. But congrats to him for winning his second head-to-head.

On the other hand Fetish is rising in the Cum Club but also has only two wins!

Birthday salutations to the numerous Scorpio members!!

Congrats to Bits for 2nd place in the Outlaw Line. Watch him flip a coin to pick winners. HeadEx finally vacated his long term residence in the Hall of Shame. Pic below right before he relinquished this distinction.

  

  •    In another lusty battle of highly charged women, School Marm VS The Butt.
  •  In our first fratricide match we've got Shroomer vs Fungi! They're fighting it out for command of 30th place!!
  • Rockpova/LT a favorite over Nail Stripper.
  •  Good luck to Bits/Brews playing Doc. Suggest they make a side bet!
  •  Cellboy keeps sliding against CornyDuh, on the rise.
  •   Watch out for Thelma & Louise driving to victory over Miami Vice.
  • Apparently Ebola couldn't read the spreads as he erroneously chose the Sea Hags over the 49ers at 12 last week!!

May your birth certificate be an apology letter from the condom factory.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard!

Bad Luck!
The Commish

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