Dear Ghosts, Goblins, Ghouls, Gremlins and Zombies,
What’s up with Kid Rock winning the Outlaw Line?! The only line she knows is a telephone line.
Shroomer has finally overtaken Brain as league schizophrenic—from first to worst and back!
Go Butt! Pulling away from the field! Those hormones are really working!!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are ghouls’ best friend!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley? “I’m bone to be wild”!!
What did the French fries dress up as for Halloween? Masked potatoes!!!
What game do ghosts like to play? Peek-a-boo!!!!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite game? Hide and go Shriek!!!!!
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius? Pumpkin Pi!!!!!
The Commish