Dear Ding Dongs & Twinkies,
The Butt and Fatty continue their domination of us poor mortals. As Cherapova says, “It’s early!”
By the way, how special that bosom buddies Brain and Fit Nit Wit are close to each other at the bottom end of the rankings. And brothers Fungi and Shroomer stay deep in the cow pies. Note the bottom five neither move up or down each week—stagnant!
Why are Surge, School Marm, Doc and Fetish leading their divisions when they’re mired in mediocrity!??? Yuck-a-do!
Say “Hi” to Gwermo’s son from Denver, Dodger Blue and his wife Edibles. Notice Gwermo guarding the beer buckets and keg! So what else is new!!?
Also, Shroomer’s son Sir Luntzalot is visiting from New York for his yearly rehabilitation! Will he be able to make an appearance without violating his probation?!
May you have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of ideas!
You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard!!
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission!!!
Bad Luck,
The Commish