Dear Fragile & Fanatical,
Congrats to Lovely and Cherapova who have correctly identified last week’s picture of Porn stars, Shroomer and Mona! They will all be co-starring in the next video, “Freaky Fun in the FYSMDP Locker Room.”
Miami Vice is the only player undefeated! Who says, “Crime doesn’t pay”?!
The Butt remains at 1 even though Shroomer beat her head-to-head last week in the biggest upset of the decade. This weak Brain gets to beat the Butt in another upset!! Meanwhile, game of the week: Rag Arm’s Jets against Miami Vice’s Colts!
Over the years, numerous people have said I had a big advantage creating the Outlaw Line. Uh, au contraire! Once again, I was dead last with almost the worst score possible!! I suck!
We may be visited tonight by a former Magic Moment employee, Ernesto Detesto, who was recently released from a Park City correctional institute. Show him some FYSMDP love (hee, hee, hee). Below see t-shirt made while institutionalized.
You have a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light!
Do you want people to accept you as you are, or do you want them to like you?
May your birth certificate be an apology from the condom factory.
Bad Luck,
The Commish
P.S., Happy belated B-day to Mookie and the Butt, and to others we may have missed, and Happy Birthday to those with B-days coming up!!