Dear Porn Brothers and Sisters,
Check out the pic below of a famous porn couple on their way to the Adult Video Awards. The first of you coming (?) up with their names will be invited to star in their newest production. Unbelievable—it’s already been given the appropriate title of “FYSMDP Does Freaky Football.”
Only our hero, Lovely, could pick a college upset at 25 and waltz home a winner. There’s so much more to this maven of mental magic than meets the eye!
CornyUh has again worked his talents to help Gwermo see all of us. Hope the view’s not disappointing.
Thanks Cellboy, for finally contributing your bottlecaps like everyone else has done.
Guess your 2 – 1 record encouraged you.
Just like you were encouraged by the Bucs 2 – 0 start!!
Congrats to Miami Vice and Surge as the only undefeated men! And very crafty of Miami Vice to be 4 – 0 without any bottlecaps!? Is that kind of like hiding your ill-gotten gains under the mattress? Oh, those were the good old days!
Surge has dodged the issue of whether Boa has done a transgender thing. There can be no other explanation for his high standing!! What up?
May you point into the sky and say, “Look at the dead bird!” and see how many people look up!
May your body be a temple 5 days a week and the other two, an amusement park!
Bad Luck,
The Commish